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A Jogger Was Attacked By A Dog And Then Bit By Its Owner (Video) 01/07/19
A Jogger Was Attacked By A Dog And Then Bit By Its Owner (Video)
This jogger was just out for a run on the trails when she encountered a random dog. 

She tried to shoo the dog away with pepper spray when its owner ran up on her, tackling her, punching her and then decided to bite her! 

Yes, bite her! 

This woman was...
Italian Chef, Gino D'Acampo Mispronouncing Words Is The Best Thing You Will See All Day (Video) 12/12/18
Italian Chef, Gino D'Acampo Mispronouncing Words Is The Best Thing You Will See All Day (Video)
We will start this off by noting, to Gino's credit, English is not his first language so it is totally understandable why sometimes his words are a little wonky! 

However, as understanding as anyone should be, you can't deny hearing him mispronounce "lesbian"...
Amazon Warehouse Employees Taken To Hospital After Bear Repellent Spray Goes Off (Video) 12/07/18
Amazon Warehouse Employees Taken To Hospital After Bear Repellent Spray Goes Off (Video)
Employees at an Amazon warehouse in New Jersey just couldn't bear to stick around much longer when toxic fumes were released into the air. 

About two dozen workers were taken to the hospital after an automated machine punctured a can of bear repellent, releasing fumes. 
Ryan Reynolds Says He Kind Of Misses 'Being Horrible' Since Fatherhood Made Him A Better Person (Video) 12/06/18
Ryan Reynolds Says He Kind Of Misses 'Being Horrible' Since Fatherhood Made Him A Better Person (Video)
If Ryan Reynolds is even half as good at being a dad as he is at being a great actor and just existing, we're sure his kids are going to turn out just fine! 

Reynolds chatted with Ellen yesterday about his life with equally as gorgeous wife, Blake Lively and their two daughters! 
Female Burnley Soccer Fan Gets Rocked In The Face By Wayward Ball (Video) 08/21/18
Female Burnley Soccer Fan Gets Rocked In The Face By Wayward Ball (Video)
Don't you just hate when you're super excited to watch a riveting soccer match when all of a sudden, it comes to bite you in the...face? 

This woman thought it would be fun to go out to Turf Moor in Burnley, Lancashire, England to watch the Burnley Football Club take on Istanbul...
Teen Embarrassed At Padres Game By Dancing Dad And Pretty Mystery Lady (Video) 08/01/18
Teen Embarrassed At Padres Game By Dancing Dad And Pretty Mystery Lady (Video)
We all have a story of how our parents embarrassed us, and some people definitely have it worse than others! 

Well this kid probably hated his life recently while at a Padres game when his dad and we think his stepmom, or dad's girlfriend, or sister or something started dancing like crazy...
This 15-Year-Old Girl Who Helped A Blind And Deaf Man On An Alaskan Airlines Flight And It's The Good News We All Need (Video) 06/26/18
This 15-Year-Old Girl Who Helped A Blind And Deaf Man On An Alaskan Airlines Flight And It's The Good News We All Need (Video)
This story actually makes us want to learn sign language! 

Sure, it also may have inspired us to throw some Hellen Keller jokes around but that's beside the point...this 15-year-old girl is a true angel and inspiration. 

When Tim Cook, a blind and deaf man, boarded his...
Sandra Bullock Tells Ellen What Exactly Goes Into A Foreskin Facial (Video) 05/18/18
Sandra Bullock Tells Ellen What Exactly Goes Into A Foreskin Facial (Video)
Turns out Sandra Bullock is obsessed with penis facials! 

We know what you're thinking, but don't go there buddy, it's not that kind. 

The facial as a type of "microneedling" that inserts collagen into your skin. What happens is a little roller pokes tons...
Woody Harrelson Says That Willie Nelson Pressured Him Into Smoking Weed After He Quit For Two Years (Video) 05/10/18
Woody Harrelson Says That Willie Nelson Pressured Him Into Smoking Weed After He Quit For Two Years (Video)
While appearing on Ellen yesterday to promote Solo: A Star Wars Story, Woody Harrelson told a funny story about how Willie Nelson pressured him into smoking...
Cardi B Shows Ellen The Position That Got Her Pregnant (Video) 04/20/18
Cardi B Shows Ellen The Position That Got Her Pregnant (Video)
Cardi B has been making quite a name for herself and definitely making waves in the music business! Things like her whacky catchphrases like "okuurrrrt" and pregnancy announcements during her first SNL appearance clearly makes her one of the most interesting celebrities today which is exactly why she...
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