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Female Burnley Soccer Fan Gets Rocked In The Face By Wayward Ball (Video) 08/21/18
Female Burnley Soccer Fan Gets Rocked In The Face By Wayward Ball (Video)
Don't you just hate when you're super excited to watch a riveting soccer match when all of a sudden, it comes to bite you in the...face? 

This woman thought it would be fun to go out to Turf Moor in Burnley, Lancashire, England to watch the Burnley Football Club take on Istanbul...
Teen Embarrassed At Padres Game By Dancing Dad And Pretty Mystery Lady (Video) 08/01/18
Teen Embarrassed At Padres Game By Dancing Dad And Pretty Mystery Lady (Video)
We all have a story of how our parents embarrassed us, and some people definitely have it worse than others! 

Well this kid probably hated his life recently while at a Padres game when his dad and we think his stepmom, or dad's girlfriend, or sister or something started dancing like crazy...
This 15-Year-Old Girl Who Helped A Blind And Deaf Man On An Alaskan Airlines Flight And It's The Good News We All Need (Video) 06/26/18
This 15-Year-Old Girl Who Helped A Blind And Deaf Man On An Alaskan Airlines Flight And It's The Good News We All Need (Video)
This story actually makes us want to learn sign language! 

Sure, it also may have inspired us to throw some Hellen Keller jokes around but that's beside the point...this 15-year-old girl is a true angel and inspiration. 

When Tim Cook, a blind and deaf man, boarded his...
Sandra Bullock Tells Ellen What Exactly Goes Into A Foreskin Facial (Video) 05/18/18
Sandra Bullock Tells Ellen What Exactly Goes Into A Foreskin Facial (Video)
Turns out Sandra Bullock is obsessed with penis facials! 

We know what you're thinking, but don't go there buddy, it's not that kind. 

The facial as a type of "microneedling" that inserts collagen into your skin. What happens is a little roller pokes tons...
Woody Harrelson Says That Willie Nelson Pressured Him Into Smoking Weed After He Quit For Two Years (Video) 05/10/18
Woody Harrelson Says That Willie Nelson Pressured Him Into Smoking Weed After He Quit For Two Years (Video)
While appearing on Ellen yesterday to promote Solo: A Star Wars Story, Woody Harrelson told a funny story about how Willie Nelson pressured him into smoking...
Cardi B Shows Ellen The Position That Got Her Pregnant (Video) 04/20/18
Cardi B Shows Ellen The Position That Got Her Pregnant (Video)
Cardi B has been making quite a name for herself and definitely making waves in the music business! Things like her whacky catchphrases like "okuurrrrt" and pregnancy announcements during her first SNL appearance clearly makes her one of the most interesting celebrities today which is exactly why she...
Amy Schumer Reveals Raunchy Facts On Ellen With Her Mom In The Audience (Video) 04/19/18
Amy Schumer Reveals Raunchy Facts On Ellen With Her Mom In The Audience (Video)
Amy Schumer played a round of "Ellen's Burning Questions" the other day and like many things with Schumer, it got real raunchy real fast. 

It started with "I feel pretty when _____" to which Schumer finished with "I'm nude" but trust us, she goes even further! 
Pink Says She 'Laughed Out Loud' When She Found Out She Was On The Cover Of People's 'Beautiful Issue' (Video) 04/19/18
Pink Says She 'Laughed Out Loud' When She Found Out She Was On The Cover Of People's 'Beautiful Issue' (Video)
Pink is on the cover of this year's People Magazine Beautiful Issue and shared with Ellen her hilarious reaction! 

She said she literally “laughed out loud” once she...
Mason Ramsey, The Walmart Yodeling Kid, Finally Makes His Ellen Appearance (Video) 04/11/18
Mason Ramsey, The Walmart Yodeling Kid, Finally Makes His Ellen Appearance (Video)
Mason Ramsey yodeled his way into our hearts last week and like any viral sensation, he ended up on Ellen's couch! 

They...
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