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This Woman Sure Can Climb Into Attics But Man, Is She A Terrible Burglar (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on March 14 2018
Forty-six-year-old Heather Jo Campbell has been arrested after breaking into her neighbors' apartments in an attempt to rob them but never made it out with anything. 

Recently another woman called the police because she found Campbell in her closet. Apparently, Campbell had climbed up into the attic and dropped down into the woman's closet to steal her clothes! 

Once Campbell was arrested, police realized she had a warrant for doing basically the same thing in another apartment on New Year's Day! 

Kelcie Proctor said her dad woke up that morning to find Campbell lying on the floor next to his bed. He thought it was weird but assumed it was his son's date so he walked her downstairs, gave her a cup of coffee, and she went on her way. He told his son his "date" was leaving to which he replied he didn't even have one! 

They quickly realized she wasn't supposed to be there and found random bags around their home filled with random stuff she was planning to steal. 

Poor Campbell didn't get to make off with bags of fried chicken, bleach, and old hoodies and even left her cell phone behind making it easy for police to identify her! 

Now she is in jail for being a pretty bad burglar, all the other inmates must be shaking in their boots! 
Tags:  arrestedfunnyrobberystupid
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