Get a look at these wise guys! Theft can be hilarious and make one an online celebrity! Or it just reveals how clueless and stupid you are to a whole lot of people. Good job guys, you stole an ice cream cake and recorded it. I guess you wanted to make it really easy for police to catch you and make no effort to prove it wasn’t you.
Honestly, we’re glad it was just cake, since this seems to be a growing fad. We hope this doesn’t escalate back to beating up homeless people again.