It was right before Christmas and all through the house, this Tennessee family had cookies stirring, and a meth head came crashing through and ruined everything.
Not quite the Christmas story you thought, huh? Well it actually happened to the Johnsons.
The family was making Christmas cookies when a man, Danny Hollis, was high on ‘Wasp Spray Dope’ and just waltzed on into their home, got himself some water and cut his throat with a knife.
Momma Johnson, having none of this man’s BS, said “You’re bleeding all over our stuff, can you not?”
The man then went upstairs and threw a dresser down the stairs, jumped out the window and broke his neck.
By the end of the rampage, Hollis ended up naked in a tree throwing his own poo at police.
Drugs are bad, kids, if you’re going to do them at least check for crystallized wasp spray.