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Do Men Enter Bathtubs On Hands And Knees So Their Balls Hit The Water Last? 08/22/18
Do Men Enter Bathtubs On Hands And Knees So Their Balls Hit The Water Last?
  
Postal Worker Minding His Own Business Greeted With An Eight-Foot Python Wrapped Around A Mailbox (Video) 08/21/18
Postal Worker Minding His Own Business Greeted With An Eight-Foot Python Wrapped Around A Mailbox (Video)
A postal worker in Overland Park, KS was minding his own business when he discovered and eight-foot-long python wrapped around a railing right below a mailbox on his daily route. Obviously a bit shocked by the sight of the big snake, the mail carrier decided to skip mail deliver that day, fearing that...
When The City Told This Man His Lawn Had To Be Green In Ten Days, He Painted It! (Video) 08/16/18
When The City Told This Man His Lawn Had To Be Green In Ten Days, He Painted It! (Video)
It's hot out there this summer, folks. And with the extreme heat, comes extremely dry grass for a lot of people. One man in Ogden, Utah was told by the city that his grass was looking pretty crappy, and that he had just ten days to get it looking green again. Faced with the nearly impossible task of...
Hippo Apparently Was Too Thicc To Let That Booty Go Unslapped, Now LAPD Investigating Man Who Jumped Into Enclosure (Video) 08/15/18
Hippo Apparently Was Too Thicc To Let That Booty Go Unslapped, Now LAPD Investigating Man Who Jumped Into Enclosure (Video)
Hippos really don't get enough credit, gang. People make fun of their size, Rob Schneider's character in Big Daddy can't even pronounce their full name, and now this dope in Los Angeles is going around slapping their butts! 

Video has...
This Santa Cruz Church Plans To Serve Beer During Their Services (Video) 08/15/18
This Santa Cruz Church Plans To Serve Beer During Their Services (Video)
There are some things that just DON'T go together. Oil and water. Peanut butter and pickles. And alcohol and church. But one Bay Area church is trying to change that last one.

After selling the building where they were holding their services in Santa Cruz, the Greater Purpose Community...
An Amish Man Has Started A Horse And Buggy 'Uber' Service (Video) 08/06/18
An Amish Man Has Started A Horse And Buggy 'Uber' Service (Video)
In the Colon, MI area and need a lift somewhere? Disappointed because Uber doesn't service that area? Well, we have some good news for you! Just flag down Timothy Hochstedler and ask for a ride in his "Amish Uber!"

"Amish Uber" is Hochstedler's brainchild. For just...
Meet Serpentessa, The 'Snake Priestess' Who Wants To Massage You With Her Boa Constrictors (Video) 07/17/18
Meet Serpentessa, The 'Snake Priestess' Who Wants To Massage You With Her Boa Constrictors (Video)
Monday was "World Snake Day" so, like with any other "world/national ______ day" local news had to turn it into a story! 

Well CBS New York wins this round with this story about Serpentessa, a "snake priestess" who uses four boa constrictors as some sort of massage therapy. 
Coffin Building Club Helps The Elderly Get Ready To Go Out In Style (Video) 07/16/18
Coffin Building Club Helps The Elderly Get Ready To Go Out In Style (Video)
Why leave the coffin selection to you s***head kids when you die when you can design it yourself and make sure your coffin you'll spend the rest of eternity in reflects your personality? 

Well the Kiwi Coffin Club in New Zealand is doing just that and is actually really helping people...
A 44-Year-Old Man Gets A Bionic Penis After Being Born Without One (Video) 06/27/18
A 44-Year-Old Man Gets A Bionic Penis After Being Born Without One (Video)
44-year-old Andrew Wardle from the U.K. was born with a pretty terrible medical condition: no penis! Nothing! Well, he had the berries, but no twig. But that all changed recently, as Wardle just had an operation to get a bionic penis!

Doctors were able to take skin from his forearm to...
A Raccoon Scaled A Skyscraper In St. Paul, Minnesota (Video) 06/14/18
A Raccoon Scaled A Skyscraper In St. Paul, Minnesota (Video)
A raccoon has captivated the internet after scaling the side of a skyscraper in St. Paul, Minnesota on Tuesday.

At about 11AM, a reporter for Minnesota Public Radio looked out the window and happened to notice that a raccoon was climbing up the side of a nearby building. Some maintenance workers...
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