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Idiot Customer Calls 911 To Report Burger King For Not Accepting 'Free Whopper' Coupon (Video) 09/18/18
Idiot Customer Calls 911 To Report Burger King For Not Accepting 'Free Whopper' Coupon (Video)
Apparently if you get coupons for Burger King in Texas, you can call 911 when a Burger King in Ohio won't let you use them! 

First of all, why would a national chain make coupons that can only be used in certain states?

Almost makes as much sense as calling 911 over coupons... 
Burglar Forced His Way Into Woman's Home After Threatening Her Armed With A Potato (Video) 09/17/18
Burglar Forced His Way Into Woman's Home After Threatening Her Armed With A Potato (Video)
Potatoes are already probably the most versatile foods on the planet. 

Not only are they delicious just baked on their own, but you can mash them, turn them into fries or get real crispy and turn them into chips! 

Aside from also being used to make vodka, apparently potatoes...
Bridezilla Has Epic, Stupid Facebook Rant After Her Friends Won't Spend 3k Each For Her Wedding 09/17/18
Bridezilla Has Epic, Stupid Facebook Rant After Her Friends Won't Spend 3k Each For Her Wedding
                     
Cannibalism, Roller Coasters And Voodoo Dolls Are All Winners Of This Year's Ig Nobel Awards 09/17/18
Cannibalism, Roller Coasters And Voodoo Dolls Are All Winners Of This Year's Ig Nobel Awards
  
Would You Spend $100,000 On A Chain Featuring Your Favorite Drink Like Chris McCullough Just Did? 09/17/18
Would You Spend $100,000 On A Chain Featuring Your Favorite Drink Like Chris McCullough Just Did?
                         
Clients Who Received 'Vampire Facial' At This Spa Now Advised To Get Tested For HIV (Video) 09/14/18
Clients Who Received 'Vampire Facial' At This Spa Now Advised To Get Tested For HIV (Video)
"Beauty is pain" is what we've always been told. There's always extra things people do to look and feel good that are super inconvenient but we're pretty sure when "Vampire Facials" came around, these people didn't expect potential HIV from it! 

Clients who received these "Vampire Facials"...
Dummy Somehow Shocked When He Touches Electric Fence And Gets Shocked (Video) 09/11/18
Dummy Somehow Shocked When He Touches Electric Fence And Gets Shocked (Video)
What did this guy honestly think would happen? 

Sure, at first when the shock-y fence isn't being shock-y, it could seem like it's a trick to keep the animals in their fence. 

What we're confused about though, is why this dummy acts so...well...shocked when...
Passengers On 6-Hour Flight To Hawaii Told To Pee In Bags Because Some Idiot Shoved A Diaper In The Toilet (Video) 09/10/18
Passengers On 6-Hour Flight To Hawaii Told To Pee In Bags Because Some Idiot Shoved A Diaper In The Toilet (Video)
Have you ever been so desperate to relieve yourself but can't make it to a bathroom so you start looking around for anything you could possibly urinate in? Maybe you've used a bottle? 

What if you were in a confined space with hundreds of more-than-likely disgusting people and all of...
A Ventriloquist Used His Dummy To Harass People At A Virginia Mall (Video) 09/05/18
A Ventriloquist Used His Dummy To Harass People At A Virginia Mall (Video)
Recently, police were called to a Kay Jewelers at the Short Pump Town Center in Henrico County, VA because a man was harassing other shoppers by yelling obscenities at them. But he wasn't alone! The man was doing a ventriloquist act and it was actually his puppet that was yelling the profanities!
Future Justin Stunt? Guy Sniffs Chloroform To See If He'll Pass Out And...Yeah (Video) 09/04/18
Future Justin Stunt? Guy Sniffs Chloroform To See If He'll Pass Out And...Yeah (Video)
Google and science are cool but why not just experiment with fun things like chloroform yourself!? 

This guy could have easily just Googled if chloroform really makes you pass out but he decided to try it on himself. He did that for us, and it's great! 

Lucky for us, maybe...
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