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Denham Springs Better Stay Alert, There's A Meatloaf Bandit On The Loose (Video) 06/21/18
Denham Springs Better Stay Alert, There's A Meatloaf Bandit On The Loose (Video)
Meatloaf is just one of those things we'll never truly understand but boy, do people who love it really love it. 

This guy in Denham Springs, Louisiana is such a meatloaf lover he took an hour and a half to break in to a local restaurant and help himself to some of the lovable...
Tatoo-Faced Woman AKA 'Asian Persuasion' Wanted By Police For A Robbery At A Hotel (Video) 06/18/18
Tatoo-Faced Woman AKA 'Asian Persuasion' Wanted By Police For A Robbery At A Hotel (Video)
A woman with face tattoos in Oklahoma City is the embodiment of the stereotypes of people with face tattoos as she is wanted for her part in the robbery of a man at the local Ramada. 

It's unfortunate because some people honestly have really cool face tattoos but this lady has got some...
Car-Jacking Teens Say People Leaving Keys In Their Cars Is The Reason They Get Stolen (Video) 05/24/18
Car-Jacking Teens Say People Leaving Keys In Their Cars Is The Reason They Get Stolen (Video)
Three teens were questioned about a stolen Hummer recently but their reasoning for people's cars getting stolen makes you think "huh, they kind of have a point there." 

We're not saying we support these kids skipping school, "thuggin," and stealing cars but they do have one of the best...
British Guy Hijacks A Street Sweeper And Drives It To 'Maccies' (Video) 05/24/18
British Guy Hijacks A Street Sweeper And Drives It To 'Maccies' (Video)
We have so many questions right now. Who's man is this? What possessed him to actually steal a street sweeper? Like, yeah we've all thought about it but as civilized individuals we don't actually do it! Also, what the hell is "Maccies"? 

This British guy just saw a sweeper sitting...
Home Ransacked After Being Mistaken As Site Of An Estate Sale (Video) 03/29/18
Home Ransacked After Being Mistaken As Site Of An Estate Sale (Video)
People found out about a wonderful estate sale by word-of-mouth, but just like in that telephone game the right address turned into the wrong address and now a woman's home has basically been looted! 

Mary Andrews came home recently to find strangers at her house walking around taking...
Police Are On The Lookout For A 'Car Wash Bandit' (Video) 03/19/18
Police Are On The Lookout For A 'Car Wash Bandit' (Video)
Police have identified the man suspected of using laminated dollar bills attached to fishing line to steal thousands of dollars from auto-pay machines at car washes across multiple states. 

The suspect is 55-year-old Dana Bailey, after police reviewed footage from January 25th was reviewed...
Watch Out, This Man Wants Your Peacock And Will Even Steal It If He Has To (Video) 03/14/18
Watch Out, This Man Wants Your Peacock And Will Even Steal It If He Has To (Video)
A bird bandit is on the loose in Coconut Grove, Florida but he's not just out snagging parakeets. No, no, no. This man must just live by "go big or go home" because he decided to go for peacocks! 

This neighborhood has been overrun by peacocks and we're not sure who owns them but we do...
Two Women Attempted An $11,000 Bra Heist But The Best Sources For The Story Are Apparently Pre-Teens (Video) 03/13/18
Two Women Attempted An $11,000 Bra Heist But The Best Sources For The Story Are Apparently Pre-Teens (Video)
There's not really many secrets left when it comes to Victoria's Secret, but the most obvious one has to be that their bras are anything but cheap. That's why these two Bay Area women decided to try to make off with some of the coveted boulder-holders without paying for them, $11,000 worth of them to...
Stolen Napkin Dispenser Worth $700 Returned To White Castle With An Apology Note (Video) 02/26/18
Stolen Napkin Dispenser Worth $700 Returned To White Castle With An Apology Note (Video)
Everyone does dumb stuff when they're drunk from time to time. And we can only assume that the man that stole an electronic napkin dispenser worth $700 from a White Castle in Schererville, Indiana was drunk because, well, why else would anyone take a napkin dispenser?!

The theft...
This Bare Midriff Bandit Will Take Your Packages But Probably Not Your Shirt (Video) 02/19/18
This Bare Midriff Bandit Will Take Your Packages But Probably Not Your Shirt (Video)
Hide your kids, hide your packages, but don't worry about hiding your shirts because this woman wants to steal anything but those! 

Most bandits try to cover up at least a little before making their heist, but not his woman! Not only does she not cover her face when she steals packages...
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