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Kansas College Football Coach Texts German Student-Athlete: 'I'm Your New Hitler' 02/22/19
Kansas College Football Coach Texts German Student-Athlete: 'I'm Your New Hitler'
This Southeast Kansas football coach is under fire after text messages were revealed showing he told a German student he is his "new Hitler." 

Coach Jason Brown is kind of known at Independence Community College for his "abrasive" coaching style but this is a step too far. 
Chicago Police Superintendent Makes Statement About Jussie Smollett's False Hate Crime 02/22/19
Chicago Police Superintendent Makes Statement About Jussie Smollett's False Hate Crime
It was national news when the attack allegedly happened and now it is even bigger news after it was discovered it was basically a publicity stunt! 

Recently Empire actor, Jussie Smollett was allegedly attacked in what was originally deemed a hate crime, it garnered attention...
Woman Arrested For Animal Cruelty After Shooting Her Pet Llama 02/22/19
Woman Arrested For Animal Cruelty After Shooting Her Pet Llama
This 67-year-old woman was working in her pasture when her pet llama came up and "attacked" her. 

Now we don't know the severity of llama attacks but judging by how cute and goofy they are, it can't be that bad and it definitely can not be bad enough to warrant shooting...
The Internet Is (Justifiably) Calling This Jeopardy Contestant A Serial Killer 02/21/19
The Internet Is (Justifiably) Calling This Jeopardy Contestant A Serial Killer
Jeopardy small talk usually is just some pointless filler conversation but this guy is raising eyebrows everywhere...including his own! 

Apparently this guy just really loves those souvenir penny squishing thingies and actually has made a lifestyle of it with his wife. 
Authorities Find 3-Foot Gator In Drug House, Naming It 'El Chompo' 02/20/19
Authorities Find 3-Foot Gator In Drug House, Naming It 'El Chompo'
Police busted a suspected drug house when they found something even more interesting than the drugs and money...a three-foot alligator! 

It is suspected it was being used as a guard gator but obviously not a very good one! 

Authorities nicknamed it 'El Chompo' and did...
Arizona Man Rescued From Quicksand In 10-Hour Ordeal 02/20/19
Arizona Man Rescued From Quicksand In 10-Hour Ordeal
As John Mulaney put it, we all really grew up thinking we would encounter quicksand a lot more than in real life. 

It turns out, most of us will never encounter it in our lifetimes! 

Well, it finally happened (unfortunately)...
The Guy Who Survived A Mountain Lion Attack By Strangling It With His Bare Hands Shares His Story 02/19/19
The Guy Who Survived A Mountain Lion Attack By Strangling It With His Bare Hands Shares His Story
Earlier this month we heard the story of how this Colorado man was able to escape a mountain lion attack after strangling it to death  and now he has teamed up with Colorado Parks and Wildlife to tell it himself! 

Travis Kauffman said he moved out to Colorado so he could enjoy more...
Vape Pen Causes Small Fire On Houston-Bound Flight 02/19/19
Vape Pen Causes Small Fire On Houston-Bound Flight
We get it, airplane, you vape bro! 

This airplane got some sick clouds recently but not the nice Fruity-Pebble-scented ones you have to walk through when you're behind a vape god, they were smoke clouds...because there was a fire. 

Someone's vape pen was in their bag in...
Shocking Footage From A Trucker In The Middle Of A 47-Car Pileup 02/18/19
Shocking Footage From A Trucker In The Middle Of A 47-Car Pileup
So the past few weeks here have been the harshest ones of this winter and this weekend there was an insane 47-car pile-up on I-70 in Missouri, caused by icy roads and a white-out! 

It was pretty horrible and one person actually passed away but even crazier,...
Man On Airplane Aggressively Just Wants To Shake Another Man's Hand 02/18/19
Man On Airplane Aggressively Just Wants To Shake Another Man's Hand
Without context, it is hard to tell why this man is so aggressive about his apparent need to shake this other man's hand. 

All we know is this man seems pretty crazy and we can understand why everyone is trying to stop him from the said handshake! 

Maybe he is drunk or...
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