You're not allowed to smoke on flights. Everyone knows that, as it's been the case for what, like 20 years or so? But one woman, on a Southwest flight from Portland to Sacramento over the weekend, just couldn't comprehend that and decided to light one up anyway while in the bathroom. When confronted, she had a screaming fit and threatened to kill everyone aboard the plane! That seems like a decision that a rational person would make! The 24-year-old is now being held in a Sacramento jail on $75,000 bail.
Worth noting is that the Portland to Sacramento flight is barely an hour and 20 minutes long. She couldn't wait an hour and 20 minutes to have a cigarette.
Source: KOIN 6