You probably won't be able to top this crazy story with one of your own, but if you can, we'd be thoroughly impressed.
The fire chief in Port Richey, Florida had himself a hell of a day recently. After a day of drinking, he decided to hop on his motorcycle and drive home. He crashed, and the cops were called. Then, his wife showed up at the scene and started screaming at the cops. The chief was taken to the hospital and while blood was being drawn, his crazy wife ripped out his IV and took the vials of drawn blood and threw them in the garbage. Not surprisingly, the woman was arrested and in the chaos, the chief ended up punching a cop in the face. He was also arrested.
So...can you top that?