Kenny Bachman of Gloucester County, New Jersey was visiting some friends in West Virginia and got super drunk. At the end of the night, Kenny wanted a safe way to get back to his friend's house, so he pulled out his phone and got an Uber. But since he was so drunk, he mistakenly set his destination as his home back in New Jersey. $1,600 later, Bachman was back home. In New Jersey.
So somehow, Bachman was so damn drunk that he somehow didn't notice that the Uber ride he was on was lasting HOURS instead of MINUTES and ended up a few states away! He's now asking for people to help him recoup some of his losses, as he has set up a GoFundMe page for himself. And no, we're not linking it, because he's stupid and doesn't deserve any help.
Good luck, Kenny!