Crimes are committed every day on this planet. They vary from the extremely violent to the flat out weird. This one is maybe the perfect crime. The high stakes prize at the end of the gauntlet for this criminal was fresh, delicious broccoli. As most criminal masterminds will tell you, you're gonna need several things to pull off a broccoli heist. You'll need a sturdy pair of roller-skates and of course a turtle costume. What?!