How do you even begin to write a story like this? It's pretty much the most insane thing you could ever see written with letters. Jarrod Wyatt and his buddy, Taylor Powell--decided to make their evening a little more exciting by eating some magic mushrooms. Typically when you eat hallucinogenic mushrooms you giggle a little and the trees look weird. These two apparently got an unusually strong batch because they descended into madness and thought they were in some kind of struggle between God and Satan.

At some point during this epic battle, Wyatt decided to take their fun to the next level by removing the heart and tongue of his buddy using brute force. Even though Wyatt was tripping balls, his mastery of martial arts remained intact. When police found Wyatt, he was covered in blood. He had been very busy, they found Powell's heart charred in a wood burning stove. The skin of his face had been removed. Wyatt has now officially plead guilty to the crime.  This guy will have absolutely no problem in the shower!

[Source: ABC]