So, right around the turn of the century, the guys were workin' in Jersey and apparently Free Beer had access to plenty of carbs and fatty foods. Look at the porkerized version of Free Beer. If you look into his eyes you can almost get a sense of how excited he was for his next snack. Not that the other guys didn't have their flaws. Hot Wings looks like he needs to register as a sex offender and Zane looks like he just might have let go of some loose stool.