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Sheboygan Vandal Says An 'Alien Virus' Made Him Do It (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on October 13 2017
Anouphong Inphachack has been terrorizing these people's home for over a month now. 

Renovating an old home can be a pain, but this family is having an even harder time when they are regularly met with damage caused by Inphachack. He has spray painted the letters "DNA" on the side of the home, broken windows, and even tried to burn the house down by setting the porch on fire. 

When he was trying to set the porch on fire a second time, a neighbor called the police saying they saw Inphachack holding a gas can.  

Inphachack's reasoning for his actions, though? He says he was infected with an alien virus, and aliens had "modified his DNA." He also said a man who lived in the home before this new family "has been trying to kill him for awhile now" and aliens "made him do this."

To nobody's surprise, Inphachack admitted he suffers from schizophrenia, and his parents later said he stopped taking his medication.

So, don't worry about flu season anymore, go to your local pharmacy and get your Alien Virus shots now! 

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