When it comes to massages, there are those that are totally acceptable per society and then there are massages that are deemed deviant... even illegal! One woman named Karen Hough had been massaging the f**k out of horses for a while and finally decided to send an inquiry making sure it was okay.
The government told her that if she continued unlicensed horse massages she could face seriously prison time as well as a 20,000 dollar fine. Even Mr. Ed needs a happy ending from time to time.
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