The Onion Blog's for November, 2009 http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T23:07:08Z 2009-11-20T23:07:08Z Free Beer and Hot Wings In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=431660101391152436 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z STATE COLLEGE, PA&mdash;Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zvaaNnxqvtpqJq2F6sT4kNNFxLI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zvaaNnxqvtpqJq2F6sT4kNNFxLI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zvaaNnxqvtpqJq2F6sT4kNNFxLI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zvaaNnxqvtpqJq2F6sT4kNNFxLI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/d5-gzLM8EG0" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=486186385621665187 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z STATE COLLEGE, PA&#8212;Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T17:06:24Z Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-33290484853528096 2009-11-20T15:37:54Z 2009-11-20T15:37:54Z After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. 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Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T15:37:54Z Sports: LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=603302285096650659 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z WASHINGTON&mdash;Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop jumping during professional basketball games in order to properly honor recent Hall of Fame inductee Michael Jordan. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bYPZsUs7KbQYSqLjao9f6YrVZy8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bYPZsUs7KbQYSqLjao9f6YrVZy8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bYPZsUs7KbQYSqLjao9f6YrVZy8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bYPZsUs7KbQYSqLjao9f6YrVZy8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/_CLB-bWkUMw" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z Sports: LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=992359069039410636 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z WASHINGTON&#8212;Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop jumping during professional basketball games in order to properly honor recent Hall of Fame inductee Michael Jordan. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T15:30:23Z Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-82506442047463529 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z NEW YORK&mdash;"At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," said school director Dr. Howard Bundt. "It's about fostering creativity." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/frY6_PwrFrMhbYLi_BM1paXgqPw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/frY6_PwrFrMhbYLi_BM1paXgqPw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/frY6_PwrFrMhbYLi_BM1paXgqPw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/frY6_PwrFrMhbYLi_BM1paXgqPw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/HcMtCC4EAww" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-76162851528663664 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z NEW YORK&#8212;"At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," said school director Dr. Howard Bundt. "It's about fostering creativity." Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T14:00:17Z Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The East Wing Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-50636645541542333 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The East Wing Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=637025226451727186 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8msUbMMVykwdAg87nugQfEnZXJw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8msUbMMVykwdAg87nugQfEnZXJw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8msUbMMVykwdAg87nugQfEnZXJw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8msUbMMVykwdAg87nugQfEnZXJw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/qQhnO4X9tXA" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T13:31:31Z [audio] Survey: Positive Things Better Than Negative Things Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=655948861843376707 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/erEWOhdVjE3wRkz0nql4VTqUc_M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/erEWOhdVjE3wRkz0nql4VTqUc_M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/erEWOhdVjE3wRkz0nql4VTqUc_M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/erEWOhdVjE3wRkz0nql4VTqUc_M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/YDSjqm47J5M" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z [audio] Survey: Positive Things Better Than Negative Things Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-475560539389172447 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-20T01:02:02Z Sports: Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-345797519556716166 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z SAN DIEGO&#8212;The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes off the game clock. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z Sports: Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=920503935669305908 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z SAN DIEGO&mdash;The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes off the game clock. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/LoYVxuYOrD3KvnfbtYT69afzJg0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/LoYVxuYOrD3KvnfbtYT69afzJg0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/LoYVxuYOrD3KvnfbtYT69afzJg0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/LoYVxuYOrD3KvnfbtYT69afzJg0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/gnoo6G4MAaU" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-19T19:00:10Z In Focus: Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=624050432026138316 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z LONDON&mdash;The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/NmTB3J5vIksHWgNo3yzDYZHWbCM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/NmTB3J5vIksHWgNo3yzDYZHWbCM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/NmTB3J5vIksHWgNo3yzDYZHWbCM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/NmTB3J5vIksHWgNo3yzDYZHWbCM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/GuieMK2jZos" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z In Focus: Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-274282925813125865 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z LONDON&#8212;The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-19T16:37:51Z Heroin Addicts Pressure President To Stay Course In Afghanistan Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-64489284471818863 2009-11-19T16:12:25Z 2009-11-19T16:12:25Z LOS ANGELES&#8212;As the White House considers sweeping strategic shifts in the war in Afghanistan, heroin addicts across the nation called on... 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Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-09T15:23:51Z In Focus: Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=531367433066073939 2009-11-09T15:23:51Z 2009-11-09T15:23:51Z NEW YORK&mdash;"It's clear the new people don't give a shit, and believe me, that kind of thing starts at the top," Troy Bartell said of the newspaper's lack of journalistic integrity. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/whglydGLI3Bx9TuuWujhV5zdt1E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/whglydGLI3Bx9TuuWujhV5zdt1E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/whglydGLI3Bx9TuuWujhV5zdt1E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/whglydGLI3Bx9TuuWujhV5zdt1E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/cM5pf__6cUQ" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-09T15:23:51Z Poll: 100% Of Grandsons Talented Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-395233602937469596 2009-11-09T15:00:50Z 2009-11-09T15:00:50Z ATLANTA&#8212;A Zogby poll of 1,542 American grandparents published Monday found that grandsons were described as "very" to "extremely" talented... 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Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-09T14:31:06Z Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=699006776244532391 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z NEW MUNICH&#8212;"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow emerged the victors," the show's creator, Leonhardt Riefenstahl, said during an appearance on <i>Entertainment Heute Nacht</i>. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-483107495213632050 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z NEW MUNICH&mdash;"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow emerged the victors," the show's creator, Leonhardt Riefenstahl, said during an appearance on <i>Entertainment Heute Nacht</i>. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k9L58b7cjfQmBZOVPneh4kwaC5Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k9L58b7cjfQmBZOVPneh4kwaC5Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k9L58b7cjfQmBZOVPneh4kwaC5Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k9L58b7cjfQmBZOVPneh4kwaC5Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/f_FN-k6qPK4" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-09T07:11:45Z [audio] Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-342987324462776483 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z [audio] Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=619320395415538482 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jjCZrahlk9JHGk_p4xKlnw3zdvs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jjCZrahlk9JHGk_p4xKlnw3zdvs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jjCZrahlk9JHGk_p4xKlnw3zdvs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/jjCZrahlk9JHGk_p4xKlnw3zdvs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/iGF_y4wFqyQ" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-08T03:48:19Z Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=674853321718336607 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z News In Photos <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4AfS8XTSbdwJq97CM-JVntDMu0E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4AfS8XTSbdwJq97CM-JVntDMu0E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4AfS8XTSbdwJq97CM-JVntDMu0E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4AfS8XTSbdwJq97CM-JVntDMu0E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/WkU0NECl6LM" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=362070605970792394 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z News In Photos Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T16:09:22Z Sports: Shaq, Cavaliers Start To Bond After Rollerblading Around Cleveland Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-745282553909625780 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z CLEVELAND&#8212;After strapping on inline skates for the first time ever Monday, Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal and his new teammates bonded while Rollerblading through the streets of Cleveland. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z Sports: Shaq, Cavaliers Start To Bond After Rollerblading Around Cleveland Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=853800957838304141 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z CLEVELAND&mdash;After strapping on inline skates for the first time ever Monday, Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal and his new teammates bonded while Rollerblading through the streets of Cleveland. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k4ZLGcTMz97zUji44pucgvBj9HY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k4ZLGcTMz97zUji44pucgvBj9HY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k4ZLGcTMz97zUji44pucgvBj9HY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/k4ZLGcTMz97zUji44pucgvBj9HY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/JI4O1ZWQNXg" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T15:39:17Z College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=995155641287820875 2009-11-07T14:05:41Z 2009-11-07T14:05:41Z COCONUT CREEK, FL&#8212;"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking lot normally reserved for faculty, emerging with a knowing grin. 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"Bet you never thought you'd see the likes of me again!" <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/GwzTOcRJTI0S7yCcVzIRn0fY6Vw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/GwzTOcRJTI0S7yCcVzIRn0fY6Vw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/GwzTOcRJTI0S7yCcVzIRn0fY6Vw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/GwzTOcRJTI0S7yCcVzIRn0fY6Vw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/oMhUyCtzgY0" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T14:05:41Z [audio] Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-115049982107014722 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/o9DA5TbtpmZxD2zB8t3IUUoywhk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/o9DA5TbtpmZxD2zB8t3IUUoywhk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/o9DA5TbtpmZxD2zB8t3IUUoywhk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/o9DA5TbtpmZxD2zB8t3IUUoywhk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/Koo0D0CKs1g" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z [audio] Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=916911453822544893 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-07T01:02:36Z In Focus: Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-90429553608085987 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z PESHTIGO, WI--After a lifetime of assiduously avoiding the use of foul language, Helen Chernak, 59, is finally learning to swear, her delighted offspring reported Monday. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z In Focus: Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=65959055337064731 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z PESHTIGO, WI--After a lifetime of assiduously avoiding the use of foul language, Helen Chernak, 59, is finally learning to swear, her delighted offspring reported Monday. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/-wmerbQfsDk6TRB_c_BgZhPuYiw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/-wmerbQfsDk6TRB_c_BgZhPuYiw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/-wmerbQfsDk6TRB_c_BgZhPuYiw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/-wmerbQfsDk6TRB_c_BgZhPuYiw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/ltLJDQ1w1cU" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T16:39:00Z Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-25666402463131224 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z NEW YORK&#8212;Michael Grippo, a 95-year-old Bronx native, told reporters Wednesday that he is "worried sick" that he won't live to see the Yankees win another 27 World Series titles. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-562069440943311059 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z NEW YORK&mdash;Michael Grippo, a 95-year-old Bronx native, told reporters Wednesday that he is "worried sick" that he won't live to see the Yankees win another 27 World Series titles. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Zns9yXYmrnNrhKIwxEUtwRbNV5w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Zns9yXYmrnNrhKIwxEUtwRbNV5w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Zns9yXYmrnNrhKIwxEUtwRbNV5w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Zns9yXYmrnNrhKIwxEUtwRbNV5w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/imHGn0pbU1g" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T15:38:24Z Just Area Man's Luck Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-675535922945790618 2009-11-06T15:00:15Z 2009-11-06T15:00:15Z KENOSHA, WI&#8212;Amid questions as to why this kind of shit always happens to him, area resident Patrick Kennedy told reporters Monday it was... 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What do <i>you</i> think? <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Ilp_Qq1eXF5uEh4aZBZt65cuyro/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Ilp_Qq1eXF5uEh4aZBZt65cuyro/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Ilp_Qq1eXF5uEh4aZBZt65cuyro/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Ilp_Qq1eXF5uEh4aZBZt65cuyro/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/a-ous6Jksu0" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T14:30:45Z Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-450215623218685788 2009-11-06T14:00:09Z 2009-11-06T14:00:09Z FINDLAY,OH&mdash;The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the prominent sobbing coming from the cubicle of 36-year-old clerk Jack Underwood, sources reported today. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4DBeLD86Wgjg69L_bI_Zs15vPio/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4DBeLD86Wgjg69L_bI_Zs15vPio/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4DBeLD86Wgjg69L_bI_Zs15vPio/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/4DBeLD86Wgjg69L_bI_Zs15vPio/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/SHhPYgroNhE" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-06T14:00:09Z Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=190461916884232501 2009-11-06T14:00:09Z 2009-11-06T14:00:09Z FINDLAY,OH&#8212;The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the prominent sobbing coming from the cubicle of 36-year-old clerk Jack Underwood, sources reported today. 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Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-02T14:00:18Z [audio] Overburdened Dept. Of Health And Human Services Cancels Flu Season Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-977915360040141697 2009-11-02T01:00:19Z 2009-11-02T01:00:19Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IfYebtvgyvZsL1BYyibqXS1dQuM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IfYebtvgyvZsL1BYyibqXS1dQuM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IfYebtvgyvZsL1BYyibqXS1dQuM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IfYebtvgyvZsL1BYyibqXS1dQuM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/L4fix3JyhA4" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-11-02T01:00:19Z [audio] Overburdened Dept. 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Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T18:01:41Z World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=685497350133534298 2009-10-29T18:00:58Z 2009-10-29T18:00:58Z SCHAUMBURG, IL&#8212;A deep, drawn-out, world-weary sigh emanated from an occupied bathroom stall at a local office building Monday, witnesses... 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PAUL, MN--Although many of its highways and bridges are in severe disrepair, the traditionally undemanding state of Minnesota isn't comfortable asking for more interstate funding, sources reported Monday. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/c2eQJK7kTG3IJKO8ta-OCY8K_5A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/c2eQJK7kTG3IJKO8ta-OCY8K_5A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/c2eQJK7kTG3IJKO8ta-OCY8K_5A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/c2eQJK7kTG3IJKO8ta-OCY8K_5A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/c5IR12ExgIQ" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T16:40:22Z In Focus: State Of Minnesota Too Polite To Ask For Federal Funding Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-690489794983681455 2009-10-29T16:40:22Z 2009-10-29T16:40:22Z ST. PAUL, MN--Although many of its highways and bridges are in severe disrepair, the traditionally undemanding state of Minnesota isn't comfortable asking for more interstate funding, sources reported Monday. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T16:40:22Z I Got Some Sweet New Digs (by Jim Anchower) Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=273388578516591741 2009-10-29T15:00:04Z 2009-10-29T15:00:04Z Hola, amigos. How's it going? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been cheek-deep in a ditch of shit. 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What do <i>you</i> think? <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bf1S0BKvsrneqh9g-xTiCxYDDFs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bf1S0BKvsrneqh9g-xTiCxYDDFs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bf1S0BKvsrneqh9g-xTiCxYDDFs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/bf1S0BKvsrneqh9g-xTiCxYDDFs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/nBmm0fFNUm4" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T13:30:20Z Latvian Meteor Strike A Hoax Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-556844696388176036 2009-10-29T13:30:20Z 2009-10-29T13:30:20Z A Latvian mobile phone company has admitted it staged a meteor strike outside the town of Mazsalaca as a publicity stunt. What do <i>you</i> think? Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T13:30:20Z Sports: Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=284682643160999623 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z PHILADELPHIA&#8212;The last time the Philadelphia Phillies brought a World Series title back to the City of Brotherly Love, the nation's financial sector was in complete ruin, the cost of a gallon of milk was only $2.74, fans watched the Fall... Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z Sports: Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=217030807830718066 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z PHILADELPHIA&mdash;The last time the Philadelphia Phillies brought a World Series title back to the City of Brotherly Love, the nation's financial sector was in complete ruin, the cost of a gallon of milk was only $2.74, fans watched the Fall... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YuUre0GJnoshChWunalswrJamX4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YuUre0GJnoshChWunalswrJamX4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YuUre0GJnoshChWunalswrJamX4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YuUre0GJnoshChWunalswrJamX4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/Cs6lMMfVjmI" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T13:00:55Z [video] Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-102439239495231731 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z [video] Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=-512164372061976714 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zqrUhpaCeOwys3HbkKZJTUIVz2k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zqrUhpaCeOwys3HbkKZJTUIVz2k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zqrUhpaCeOwys3HbkKZJTUIVz2k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zqrUhpaCeOwys3HbkKZJTUIVz2k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/8P2Ga6-SxxI" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T09:00:50Z [audio] Former President Bill Clinton Becomes Pure Energy Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=211190476290383332 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8GBP2YCPDwZsN7wqGcRne19GAdA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8GBP2YCPDwZsN7wqGcRne19GAdA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8GBP2YCPDwZsN7wqGcRne19GAdA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8GBP2YCPDwZsN7wqGcRne19GAdA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/y9qoC4hHkoM" height="1" width="1"/> Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z [audio] Former President Bill Clinton Becomes Pure Energy Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=211228841620293162 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Free Beer and Hot Wings 2009-10-29T00:00:10Z Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response Free Beer and Hot Wings http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog?action=viewBlog&blogID=333278995008475397 2009-10-28T18:06:15Z 2009-10-28T18:06:15Z WASHINGTON&#8212;Claiming that the president was preying on the public's fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1... 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