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Woman Rats Herself Out, Gets Arrested On Drug Charges (Video)
Posted by Steve on October 10 2016
You know the old saying, "Snitches get stitches?"  Well, in the case of one Fayette County, WV woman, she owes herself some stitches.

Cops were called to the home of April Lavender after they received a complaint from her grandmother, saying that she let April borrow her car.  The car was never returned, so deputies went to investigate.  It was at that time that they noticed a note on Lavender's door, saying:

"Due to snitches everyone entering my home is subject to being searched.  All cell phones and drinks will be left outside!! (If you’re not a snitch, it won’t offend you if I search you)."

That was all cops needed to see to know that something shady was going on inside.  A search of Lavender's home turned up heroin and meth, as well as other drug-related substances.  

Lavender was arrested and bond was set at $10,000.

Tags:  crimedrugsidiotpolicewtf
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