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This Odd Robot Device Will Let You Kiss Your Partner From Long Distances (Video)
Posted by Steve on December 21 2016
Are you in a long distance relationship?  Are you missing the feeling of intimate touch from your partner?  Tired of making out with your smartphone screen whenever you talk to them?  Well, we have good news for you!  The Kissenger is here to solve your problem!

The Kissenger is a device that pairs with your computer to let you "kiss" your partner from long distances.  You kiss this little set of molded lips and you can then "feel" them kissing you back.  No more nights alone without a goodnight kiss!  Sure, you'll look like a major douche if anyone ever catches you using it, but at least you'll be getting some!  High five! 
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