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Thief Breaks In, Eats A Dozen Bananas, Passes Out (Video)
Posted by Zach on December 20 2016

Thieves will break into anywhere and steal anything.  Yesterday, we talked about the idiot who tried to rob an adult store and was fought off with dildos.  Today, we have an ever dumber thief. 

On Saturday, at about 4:15 AM, this guy broke into a restaurant called “Sexy Salad” and started eating bananas.  He didn't just eat one or two, though.  He ate a dozen of them!  After his feast, he then took a nap on the floor of the restaurant.  And to op it all off, he really proved his stupidity by leaving his driver's license on the floor when he left.  How bad of a thief are you that you can't even remember to take your ID with you?

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