Ah, preteens. Nothing is more awkward than a preteen kid. Except a ton of preteen kids, of course. Mix in a DJ who thinks he's the man, a bunch of terrible music, a guy in a gas mask and some glow sticks and you have the recipe for the worst time ever. While these kids do seem to be having a good time, it's because they just don't know any better. They're still a bit soft-headed.