This married couple, Scott and Melanie McClure, has a very interesting sex life!
“I can have an orgasm with a tree,” said Scott.
He and Melanie had an especially moving experience when they discovered this while camping!
“I start vibrating and I realize my booty is vibrating and jiggling a lot,” said Melanie “I realize that I’m orgasming with the Earth.”
By "orgasming with the Earth" she really meant a nearby tree root.
The whole organic thing is in now though! Someone get Whole Foods on this! Maybe call Gwenyth Paltrow