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Store Owner Fears That His 'Roof-Dwelling Alien Goats' Will Return To Their 'Mother Ship' During Eclipse (Video)
Posted by Katie on August 17 2017

According to legend, the goats on the roof of this novelty store, “Goats on the Roof,” appeared mysteriously in 2007 and never left. Owner Russ Phillips believes, based on the Global Office of Astronomical Technology, or GOAT, that during a solar eclipse, the goats will be taken up into their “mother ship” and return home. The projected year for this event is 3014, but because of the solar eclipse coming on August 21st, Phillips is on alert, wondering if perhaps the novelty that makes him money will be taken prematurely. 

Does this seem crazy? Yep! But they sell fudge, so there’s that!

Source: Action News Now

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