As we stated yesterday, stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Stupid people do stupid things for stupid reasons. Case in point, last Friday night, a ninja broke into Spenard Bosco’s card shop in Anchorage, Alaska and stole a white katana. Seriously? What the hell are people in Alaska doing with their spare time? Sounds like someone is pretty bored up there in the frozen tundra.
Honestly, did mommy and daddy not give this guy enough allowance to go and buy the damn thing? This kid should get put in jail just for being so damn stupid. He should also not be allowed to play Mortal Kombat for at least a month. That'll teach the dumbass.