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Moron In Seattle Asked Cops To Find His Lost Briefcase Full Of Drugs (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on September 29 2016

"I think I'll try to get arrested today," is what a 19-year-old Seattle man must have been thinking when he woke up on Sunday. He went out with a briefcase full of "important papers" until he stopped to pet a dog and left it behind. An officer found the lonesome briefcase and opened it to find 154 grams of cocaine, 50 diazepam pills, some marijuana, oh, and a cell phone and ID. 

A few minutes later, the man stupidly approached officers asking if they had seen his briefcase because it had the said important "papers." The police then arrested him and booked him for possession and intent to distribute. 

He probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling cops and that dumb dog!

Tags:  arrestcrimedrugsidiotpolicewtf
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