Police caught this guy having the absolute worst (or absolute best?) day of his life. They found him in the middle of the street passed out, with a partially consumed whiskey bottle shoved up his garbage chute. To top it off, there was a crack pipe found next to him.
According to the man, he does "crazy things when he gets drunk." That means, "crack" and "anal insertion" are are crazy to him, which actually says volumes about his sanity in a weird way. He may be a publicly nude, butt-chugging, crackhead hobo, but at least he's self aware!