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Man Claims That A 'Caterpillar Smoking Hookah' Is To Blame For Him Destroying A Liquor Store (Video)
Posted by Zach on August 16 2017

Some people have some very stupid reasons for committing crimes. This criminal had perhaps the best reason we have ever heard as to why he wrecked a liquor store.

Matthew Jones says that the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland told him to commit the crime.  Yes, the little blue caterpillar that smokes obscene amounts of hookah told this man to destroy a liquor store.  Who knows.  Maybe he was smoking the hookah with the caterpillar.

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