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Man Bites Dog To Try And 'Teach It A Lesson' (Video)
Posted by Steve on April 21 2017

30-year-old Zachary Kelly of Florida (shocker!) is facing animal cruelty charges after he bit his girlfriend's dog’s ear.  WTF?  Kelly claims that he bit the dog to "teach it a lesson."  Who does this?  

Apparently the four-month-old pup was nipping at Kelly and his girlfriend’s brother, so he chomped down on its ear.  This caused the dog to repeatedly yelp.  But luckily, the dog appears to be just fine.

This guy is the worst.  And it appears as though even his girlfriend is glad that he is locked up. Poor dog.

Tags:  arrestcrimecriminalsfloridapolicewtf
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