Pumpkin spice lattes are the standard drink for basic white girls everywhere. Along with yoga pants, pumpkin spice lattes let you know who is the most basic. Well, a competitive eater named Matt "Megatoad" Stonie thought it would be a good idea to combine seven of the popular drinks into one cup and drink it…in under two minutes! That's roughly 4,000 calories and an immeasurable amount of caffeine.
Most people can barely drink a bottle of water in under two minutes, let alone seven pumpkin spice lattes! Stonie only had one thing to say about the whole thing though: Don’t try this at home. Well no s**t, Sherlock! Who else, besides a competitive eater, is going to try it at home? No one who values life!