It happened! Yesterday was the big North American solar eclipse! And because her 1983 hit "Total Eclipse of the Heart" has the word "eclipse" in the title, cruise line Royal Caribbean thought that it would be a good idea to pull Bonnie Tyler out from under the rock of obscurity and have her form the song on one of their ships as it sailed through the path of the eclipse! It seems like Tyler still has it, but unfortunately, even after no doubt years of planning, all we have is this crappy video below. Seriously? This is the best we have?!