The last time we talked about a drunk Austrailian, a man was in the hospital after being bitten my a crocodile while impress a girl. This story involved another drunk Ausie, but no injuries. He was just arrested to for swearing in public.
During a police news conference, a man walked up behind the officer and yelled "BULLS**T!" The officer stepped away from the cameras, told the man to get rid of his beer and then dragged him into the police station, slapping him with a $500 fine in the process.
We're not sure what he was so upset about, but c'mon man. You gotta be smarter than that!